Enough with the puns
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Damn you Taco Bell!
Make him watch Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv on YouTube. He'll gouge his own eyes out which will make you have to do less work and it'll be less bloody on your account
I like your dad already
should treat him to the exact meal that put you in this shitty state, but make sure you are on the toilet, so that he can shite in his pants
One of us!
Everything about this fml is perfect. The situation, the puns, your name, and the goddamn spoon. Well done sir
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I was recently on a 2-week Europe tour with my Rotary Exchange District and got food poisoning the first day. Our trip chaperone kept making pregnancy jokes at me the whole time on our way to the doctor's. I know your pain. Also, we practically lived on a bus...
Make a complaint to the restaurant that their food made you sick, hopefully they don't just try to give you a new meal free ending you up in the same situation.