Weird, Awkward, Babysitter and Kids: Early learner - FML

Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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Who taught him

By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00

Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By sarah6786 - 22/01/2013 02:27 - United States - Schenectady

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Today, my husband asked me to show him my boob. I began to pull the side of my shirt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 20:51 - United States

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

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By sammy18f - 24/02/2015 03:46 - United States - Brentwood

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Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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theman34 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:29

damm WTF

Radi0Waves 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:47

That kid already has so much more game than me.

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911lovesme 0

Friday 29 January 2010 7:57

Can you say akward?!

KeriRox407 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:34

O_O . . . . . . Awkward.

xXDarkDepression 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 18:05

What a little pervert

terran0 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:24

wow starting early

mkylem 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:35

Spank him untill it goes away... or stays. Either way, make him feel your pain.

Buggy00004 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:35

:O woahhhhhh!!!!

LeBron2332 0

Monday 5 April 2010 0:50

that's really messed up, but it's still hilarious

dsegui4 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 2:26

ewwww???!?!?!!!

bulleye11 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 5:44

haha my lil bro like that

sniperkitten 0

Monday 11 October 2010 19:11

Wtf @ 223, he's SIX you pedo creeper. any way Fyl op, hope the kid got told off for doing that.

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