Down the hole we go

By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 09:00 - United States - Carmichael

Today, I found out I might have been exposed to HPV. So what do I do? End up in the internet self-diagnosis rabbit hole. Now I'm convinced I have something. FML
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Suzi_d16 27

There’s like 120 didn’t strains of HPV. The vaccine doesn’t protect against them all. Many strains are actually harmless and most people have some form of HPV.

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RichardPencil 30

Because they didn't want Bill Gates to track them using 5G. And they can always get ivermectin from their local veterinarian.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, hurry up and get the HPV vaccine. It may cause you to grow a vestigial tail, but at least you won't get cooties. (I've researched many science websites on this topic.)

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Chazzster 28

Seriously, make an appointment with a doctor. It will either lay your fears to rest or tell you what to realistically expect and how to deal with it. In the meantime use protection - HPV is not the only STD.

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Brightside86 30

HPV is really common, why haven't you gotten the vaccine? I mean sure it's a bit of a pain, but better than cancer ya know?

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RichardPencil 30

Because they didn't want Bill Gates to track them using 5G. And they can always get ivermectin from their local veterinarian.

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Suzi_d16 27

There’s like 120 didn’t strains of HPV. The vaccine doesn’t protect against them all. Many strains are actually harmless and most people have some form of HPV.

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Yudith 24

It's cancer. When you use diagnosis out of the Internet, it's always cancer.

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