Pregnancy, Awkward, Underwear and Love: Double sus

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 147

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Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 230

You deserved it 7 910

Self report

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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You deserved it 8 756

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 634

You deserved it 3 687

By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

By janae - 06/08/2018 23:30

Today, I discovered that I am pregnant. I questioned my boyfriend and he admitted to not using a condom because he thought we were just doing "practice sex". FML

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You deserved it 1 721

Family values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 136

You deserved it 4 392

Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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You deserved it 57 362

saksxalmo 20

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:05

Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

ColorfulSmiles 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:06

I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

Comments

Gtaylorfication 0

Friday 4 May 2012 1:49

I really think there are people that just hit you deserved it without reading the FML

WhyAmUHere 19

Friday 4 May 2012 1:49

Maybe they were a present...

makreneski 0

Friday 4 May 2012 1:59

Awwww. Im really sorry and your pregnant. Omg i feel horriable. You should talk to him.

borche 5

Friday 4 May 2012 2:13

What a jerk.

cheyennerosi33 0

Friday 4 May 2012 2:22

I'm sorry that's horrible girl good luck I'm sorry hope things work out for u

dougierocks 13

Friday 4 May 2012 2:27

Normally I don't defend people on here. Where do you do laundry? laundromat? Sometimes things get missed and show up in the next load..

Phobetor 5

Friday 4 May 2012 2:27

I'm confused. Didn't he get them from your underwear drawer? How did you not notice them before? I guess he could be a moron and got them from some special place he keeps lingerie. Anyway, I'm sorry if he is cheating on you because that would really suck.

glittercookies 12

Friday 4 May 2012 9:02

That's actually a good observation.

curlygirly1 8

Friday 4 May 2012 2:35

Im so sorry :(

Sundaysilence05 0

Friday 4 May 2012 2:51

cheating on your prego girl is the worst thing you can do except buy the new taylor swift cd thats just plain dirty

SoultheWolf 19

Friday 4 May 2012 3:01

Is it possible he had bought them for you? Or that you forgot about them? When your'e pregnant you tend to forget a lot of things. I hope that's the case and that he isn't cheating on you...