Relatable, Awkward and Love: Don't knock it til you try it

Don't knock it til you try it

By confusedmofo - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I went out and met somebody. We got talking and we both realized we are each the ideal romantic partner for the other. The only problem is we are both straight men. FML

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xelle_garfieldx 12

Monday 29 July 2013 15:58

are you open to experimenting?

Serisent 26

Monday 29 July 2013 16:00

Apparently not as straight as you thought...

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mattrd_fml 31

Monday 29 July 2013 19:28

I believe that romance can blossom between two straight men. dont knock it til you try it!

xzanex 22

Monday 29 July 2013 19:41

"everyone's gay once in a while!" -Kirk Lazarus

sweet82 9

Monday 29 July 2013 19:45

This so HILARIOUS!!!

iteenlovequotes 19

Monday 29 July 2013 20:04

be friends then start a bromance?

srogue74 5

Monday 29 July 2013 20:18

"straight" sure....

Testing1234 25

Monday 29 July 2013 20:26

You sure about that straight part?

Kauphy 12

Monday 29 July 2013 20:29

Or so you thought... Experiment a little, OP!

antny082787 5

Monday 29 July 2013 20:29

Looks like you found your hetero life-mate (aka Best friend). I have one as well. We are 3 weeks apart and our sons are also 3 weeks apart!

thegreycat_fml 12

Monday 29 July 2013 20:56

Hey, you can be romantically interested in each other without wanting to ****- just be friends if that's what you want.

functional 13

Monday 29 July 2013 21:02

just both of you get a sex change. problem solved.

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