Love, Intimacy and Awkward: Distance makes the heart… - FML

Distance makes the heart…

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Fort Drum

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Today, I'm over a 1000 miles away from my wife, and she's so upset and angry with me that she doesn't want me to touch her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2020 17:00

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Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my wife, who I haven’t seen for over a month because we both travel a lot for work, got home. The last thing she said to me was that she couldn't wait to get home because she just wants some alone time. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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Cravings

By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 02:04

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Today, it's been so long since my wife has been interested in me intimately, I became aroused when a woman touched my arm while talking to me. FML

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spinningrecords 14

Tuesday 4 July 2023 0:12

It’s easy to honor her request when you’re 1000 miles away.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 July 2023 1:50

How long are your arms?

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spinningrecords 14

Tuesday 4 July 2023 0:12

It’s easy to honor her request when you’re 1000 miles away.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 July 2023 1:50

How long are your arms?

Thaylok 17

Tuesday 4 July 2023 5:19

Nowhere enough info to use here. Why is she mad? And why are you that far away? work? vacationing with a mistress? see a lot we don't know here.

Nazmazh 18

Tuesday 4 July 2023 11:45

Conveniently, for the time being, that doesn't seem like it should be an issue. In the meantime, you might want to work out why she doesn't want to be touched by you upon your return and if it's something that can be repaired or if you should seriously start plotting out the next steps of your life where you're no longer together on a more permanent basis.

D J's MOM 17

Tuesday 4 July 2023 14:26

are you sure you worded that correctly? only reason she would be mad is if she thought that you didn't want to touch her... just saying.

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