Mental health, Weird and Awkward: Dingdong

Dingdong

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me. Thinking it would be the nice thing to do, I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By butterbody - 23/03/2014 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2019 15:01 - United States - Pomona

Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML

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By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Crawlinginmymemes - 02/10/2016 18:46 - United States - Danvers

Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML

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By Jebus - 07/06/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 04:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 18:07

Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML

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By iamScaredyCat - 03/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was texting while walking up the stairs to my porch. When I looked up, I saw someone standing behind the porch door, and was so scared that I fell backwards down the stairs. Turns out, it was just my reflection. FML

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FPsLife 5

Monday 6 April 2009 12:16

At least you were trying to be nice. The world could use a few less jackasses.

suadelaaa 0

Monday 6 April 2009 12:06

30 seconds? Hahahahhaa loser.

Comments

bigraws23 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:34

that's not an FML

sevenyearnight 0

Friday 24 July 2009 6:38

30 seconds is a long time to stand and wait for your shadow. If you're going to make up a story, at least make it believable, and if not believable, at least entertaining.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:26

do you have down syndrome?

esklstar 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:00

aahaha ur not a loser its funny u were being generous lol. people were not here to judge were here to laugh at them not make fun of them CHILL!

kyo27 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:09

Lmfao!!! its OK it happens we all have those days ^_^....as soon as u stop thinking about it u'll feel better!

XxXx4xXxX 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 8:24

HAHAHA....this made my day. :)

jonnyapples 7

Monday 8 February 2010 6:31

I want a frapachino now. :( screw you

Cnana26 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:40

DUMB ASS!

emodude44 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:21

I'm sure he appreciated it.

devilynmarie 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:16

Jeez people on this one are harsh! Dont worry OP, people think they see things that arent there all the time, or mistake something for something else. I do it SO MUCH, and im sure a lot of people on here have too.