Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Didn't see you there

Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Lock it up

By stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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By danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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This is wrong

By WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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smurfer 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:34

YDI, I feel sorry for your dad tbh

JCadle90 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:35

hope you were using protection then your dad shouldn't be as mad... nice job having sex with parnets home

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Cheerbaby016 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 0:31

oh that suckss my dad would prob kill him with a hammer or whatever was avalible even a pillow.... ha

VegHead13 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 20:16

Uh, teenagers(hopefully) that don't have anywhere else to go?? Where SHOULD they do it, at school? Duh.

electrickery 0

Monday 28 December 2009 0:55

#15 I love you

MSthebilder 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 6:01

how old are you cuz if your over 18 he shouldn't be so suprized

Mx718 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:40

He wouldn't have been NEARLY as horrified as he was if you were on the bottom. Your father most likely believes that men should always be n top, because men NEVER **** up.

sdfan1995 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:15

I want to feel u !

geovanni 9

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:51

ydi for being a ****

missy2343 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 9:17

haha your ass is slow for that! Why would u have sex when ur dad is in the house knowing that at ne moment he could walk in ur room and see u doing the illnana!?