Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Cursed media - FML

Cursed media

By Zack - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel

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Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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ayumi_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:20

...so you listened to the whole tape??

Herbal_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:19

Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

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happypink_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:32

thats fake and your sick who even comes up with that

ful_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:48

like #36 said, why would you have listened to it long enough to discover your mother talks dirty? Surely, there had to be some hints before that something was about to go down.

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:49

Post the recording. For science.

pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:26

Both f**ked and deserved at the same time, haha

Moomoomoo_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:02

you think YOUR life is ******, if your parents knew about that i'm sure they would be very embarrassed

yentzer 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:39

ur dad could still say it wasnt him how were u going to show it to him other then just telling him u spyed on him. and after all the sex and they went to bed did u ever get his snoring on tape?

Meta_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 7:41

Oh man, that's hilarious. I'm sorry. I don't think you deserved that.

qwertyjon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:30

#7 its not the fact they had sex, its 'Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty' thats the killed, you imagine listen to your mom talk dirty *puke* that sucks dude, be careful what you try to hear

knitbitch 0

Friday 20 March 2009 23:10

Ooh dear. Maybe you should have asked your mom to tape him?

purple91 8

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:08

hahahah you deserved it

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