Kids, Gross, Creepypasta and Health: Creepypasta

Creepypasta

By mrsekko - 31/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By lyle - 02/04/2021 08:00

Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML

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I've known for ages

By Crap - 28/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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By espylone - 17/12/2011 15:42 - France

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

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Cringe

By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 05:00

Today, my daughter told me her tummy hurt, but I assumed she was lying because she hates visiting grandma. About 20 minutes into the car ride, she got excited and said, "Mum my tummy doesn’t hurt anymore!" About 10 seconds later, the smell filled the car right up to the roof. It was diarrhoea. FML

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By ouch - 19/12/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with the worst stomach cramps ever. My boyfriend came, looked at me writhing in pain, and said, "Well at least if it's a tapeworm you'll get skinnier." FML

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Symphony

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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FMLandurstoo 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 19:04

They're gonna get you! Just like I'm gonna get Chris.

Jarvo_666 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 18:59

I chucked up a little..

Comments

Amsgriffin_fml_fml 5

Sunday 5 June 2011 16:03

I am not understanding how you did not take her to the doctor. Some people fo not deserve to parents.

kayennkay 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 7:04

did you atleast take her to the doctors afterwards o_0

jossiegregg 5

Tuesday 7 June 2011 21:55

wow! she must've been in a lot of pain but **** YOUR life right?? WRONG! you sound like the worst mom ever! next time take your daughter to the doctor! I hope you at least took her to the hospital or doctor when it was over, parasites can be so dangerous!!

Wazilla 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 16:53

please read comment number 80

mtndewninja 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:20

**** YOU 98

comkels 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 7:42

i dont understand why everyones bashing the mom, im certainly not going to waste time an money on one stomach ache. i would give tylenol. and go from their now if it would have persisted for a couple days, thats a different story. when you have kids you would understand. grow up.

PrimeStarscream 30

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:19

Well, you're an awful mom for ignoring a child's pain.

Dilwann 27

Monday 7 January 2013 18:10

Bet you're one of the people who runs to the emergency room for every stubbed toe. A tummy ache doesn't sound like something to give too much attention to, especially when the child is only complaining a little. I complain at my headaches all the time, but that doesn't mean I want to be driven off to the hospital.