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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 06:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML

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By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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Stop perving

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 04:30 - Ireland

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

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Do it then

By Anonymous - 14/08/2009 01:59 - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer spilled her drink all over the counter. After I cleaned up her spill and remade the drink (for free), she exclaimed, "Thanks! I should really tip you!" Then she turned around, walked directly past the tip jar, and left the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2018 01:30

Today, at work, a customer ordered a caramel latte with no caramel. I made a regular latte after explaining that’s what it was. He got angry and threw it at me. I got fired for insulting his intelligence. FML

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By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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Grow up

By Anothernametaken - 18/11/2011 12:22 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through at McDonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" and throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

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Entitled

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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LemonandLime 13

Saturday 9 March 2013 13:19

So did you get his number?

UnidentifiedFun 37

Saturday 9 March 2013 13:15

That is absolutely disturbing, there are some creepy people out there...

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 9 March 2013 16:57

So now whenever he comes in, you can make sure he gets his regular whipped cream nipple. Made just how he likes it.

suumbuum 13

Saturday 9 March 2013 17:54

This made my day

funtimes25 7

Saturday 9 March 2013 18:57

Was he good looking? Jump on it!

Likian5 26

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:15

This is the point where normal people say, "So...?"

gregkingsley 4

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:18

Damm hipsters

docnielsen 5

Saturday 9 March 2013 19:33

Could he have said Nibble?

liftthatchevy 7

Saturday 9 March 2013 21:10

I laugh but if I was the one that witnessed that, I might have had a freak out

Mandybruin 15

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:32

Hmm, I feel like I need to know his level of attractiveness... No more peeking at 50 Shades of Grey for me! :)

jonnyscash 12

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:38

Oh my god! That's the hottest thing I've read!

noelasis94 18

Saturday 9 March 2013 22:57

You should have licked your nipple amorously and said guess what you can't have or can you?

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