Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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jfool 0

Change the locks, install a security camera, keep a baseball bat handy, and/or move. ...at least he said you were hot

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proteus_fml 0

@ #9: haha @ OP: FYL indeed. Might be worth reporting. I really hope this is just a prank.

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MissCajun 0

Thats ubber creepy >.< and who the **** writes love notes on a golf ball anyway? weird...

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jeanniner 0

well you said you didnt know anyone... so you should meet up with this guy! well, maybe not. just close your curtains and go out and meet people so you don't have to resort to golf ball boy.

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hoops387 0

thats creepy in too many ways. I'd get some pepper spray and/or a baseball bat just to be safe.

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24788 6

Holy **** you need to sleep with a shotgun from now on.

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Trebek 0

He's just trying to score a hole in one.

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DieselGirl 0

I agree you need to buy a BIG dog, mine weighs 220 pounds, you can borrow him! but i would sleep with a butcher knife close by, thats freaky. Report it, buy a base ball bat, pepper spray, Shot gun and sleep with a knife and you dog in the room, then invest in a security system. no one will touch you. FYL deffinatly

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