Weird, Creepypasta, Stalker, Art and Miscellaneous: Creeped out - FML

Creeped out

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Coraopolis

Today, the boy who sits next to me in class accidentally dropped his sketch pad. It turns out he's really talented at drawing portraits. They're so good that I could recognize myself in all of them. FML

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NeatNit 32

Thursday 13 February 2014 10:56

Boy's got a crush on you. He's shy. Ask him out.

De_Bri 16

Thursday 13 February 2014 11:00

Hm that sounds a little sketchy.

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ahsanmasood 4

Thursday 13 February 2014 12:32

honey this is not an fml :) the boy is clearly infatuated with you... and he's probably an artist...be nice to him if you don't like him that way, and if there is a chance that you could like him THAT way...then make the move, cause he has probably been admiring you from the distance from a while now...

fernthefern 0

Monday 16 January 2017 20:17

Why would that be a fml?

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