Accident, Painful and Toys: Close encounter

Close encounter

By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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anag0212 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:09

seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

caancoha 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:06

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

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Hockeylover87_71 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 7:50

hahahahaha I can't contain myself!! I am quite literally lmao-ing !!!!!!!!

Sarah6244 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:47

Hahah me too @112! (:

PopRocks14 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:51

How the **** does this get approved but mine doesn't..?

TheMystery_fml 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:36

I can't imagine a real one..

breadfuck 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 17:04

WIN

MandathePanda24 0

Monday 1 August 2011 7:05

HAHAHAHAHA!!! sorry

rbtl10 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:00

That's what you get for having a toy helicopter....

smylee14 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:14

How is that.... Wierd Were you just like "awhh look the planes coming back... Oh no oh no no no OW!!!

burnsie22 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 1:50

I brother did that same thing today

eatpussy 0

Friday 24 February 2012 5:41

Grow up. This is not an FML. It doesn't ruin your life. It just makes your life painful for like a couple minutes. Nothing more.

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