Christmas Racket

By Dave - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my 5 kids were singing their favorite Christmas carols in the van, each trying to sing louder than the others. It would have probably sounded better if they were all singing the same one. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You're an adult, sing louder! They can't compete.

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Pleonasm 35

What is so bad about 5 kids that he deserves it? Or is your head so far up your ass that you mis-read the FML as "squelch-shlorp-slelp-quelch-blorp"

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winkydog4056 16

Winkydog wants to know if Mr/Ms Pleo & Sista Noor are sleeping their way on to FML. Their comments ALWAYS get posted. W.D. smells a rat.

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jcowsert2 5

You deserve it for having 5 kids

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nani_rox 9

Moral of the story: don't have so many kids

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equin0xx 6

But they were singing the same song! It's a new holiday jam called "Christmas Clusterfuck".

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moonboobs 4

Try to enjoy it. They won't be singing much longer and then you'll miss it. At least suggest a christmas carol. If all else fails threten to ground them

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LokiLaufeyson 2

Well it's not really anyone's fault but yours. You were the person who decided to have five kids.

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rns3hunna 0

Ydi for having 5 kids. 7 billion people in this overpopulated world. You're not helping.

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hatingyourlife 1

How is this world overpopulated? Everyone keeps saying that. It just isn't true. If someone has the money for sustainability and the mental stability to have 5 kids, let 'em. It's not like her having 5 kids is going to deprive someone else of food, water, or shelter.

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Relenaz 9

My ears hurt just trying to imagine it....

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fantasyworld 37

It'll be a cute memory for when they are older.

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