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By Dr. Virgin - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, while working on a medical school application, I asked my mom what she thought my greatest challenge in life had been. She replied, "Trying to lose your virginity." FML
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AliSama 17

consider it this way. it means you will do great in school? rofl

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Cloudy_fml 0

#8 More like *parents with a sense of humor*. ^_~

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holynemesis1208 3

bobby jindal is wasting time while law and order: svu could be on. there went my tuesday night.

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bored88 0

THATS THAT FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA MY MOM WOULD PROBABLY SAY THE SAME EXACT THING LMAOOOOO RTOFLLLLLL

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Anti_Sora 31

I TOO SPEAK IN ALL CAPS SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME SEEM SMART

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italiangrim 0

lmfaooo u got raped by ur mom poorr u thts ******* sad u just got owned

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mizled 0

XDDD That's effing amazing!!!!!

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Dr_Evil_Genius 0

Your life ISN'T ******. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin - especially in times when Herpes and Syphilis are on the rise. Whichever person gets with this person will (more than likely) be getting a gift. I am 25 and have been regretting losing my virginity for much of the past 7 years since I lost it. That's a kind of purity that you can never get back.

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applepie28 0

lol, I can help you achieve that goal :)

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destin5241 0

25: stop whining. Have better sex.

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tincan 0

My mom was proud that I'm still a virgin, though. =P

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