Chain reaction

By gassy - 15/07/2015 11:15 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 326
You deserved it 4 031

Same thing different taste

Top comments

menja 29

Well, how about you stop eating dairy products then?

I'm sorry, but picturing this going down is just hilarious. Your puppy will run out of poop eventually lol

Comments

To help with remnant 'potty' odor, fill a water spray bottle with a 1:1 ratio of white vinegar to water. It destroys the scent markers that will make the puppy think those are places they can do the deed down the road. Do NOT use ammonia- it will make her think it is a bathroom location even more so!

I'm assuming that means you eat/drink dairy knowing full well the impact it has on your body? YDI

so use this to u r advantage sit outside when u r dog shots cause of you then reward it go in if it sits inside reprimand it. quicker training

whiteman23 6

well then, I mean this is just a thought, but since you shouldn't be investing lactose, again just a thought, DON'T INGEST LACTOSE. is it really that hard?

Sorry, that sucks. But try to use it to your advantage if you can, and get her to "go" when she's outside.

Stick her nose in her own poop. that's how you potty train dogs

Kaitlyne Townsend 12

imagine that but if your mother was there and she was lactose intolerant aswell, that is my life RN