Chain reaction

By gassy - 15/07/2015 11:15 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, whilst still trying to potty train my puppy and keep her from both peeing and pooping in the house, my lactose intolerance kicked in full fledge. Every time I pass gas, she smells poop and believes it's okay to immediately drop a deuce on the carpet. FML
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menja 29

Well, how about you stop eating dairy products then?

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WCARlover 34

I'm sorry, but picturing this going down is just hilarious. Your puppy will run out of poop eventually lol

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CommentKing207 23

If you know you're lactose intolerant, why are you eating dairy? And anyways, you should get a dog trainer. They can help with that sort of stuff.

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steveo493 5

Maybe the dog trainer is also a dietitian? lmao

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gracexstephanie 10

I'm sorry but I find that absolutely adorable! Well the puppy part. The farting part is hilarious Bc the same exact thing happens to me with dairy products. Can't stay away tho

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menja 29

Why don't you eat lactose free dairy products then? Thereis almost always an alternative (except maybe Ben & Jerry's)

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GhostFox 33

There are tablets with the enzyme needed to digest lactose available. They don't stop the issues all the time but they reduce the severity of the side effects when they don't stop them. I have personally used the product, and can in fact now eat ice cream if I take the tablets, when prior to finding them, it was a great way to end up tossing my... Ice cream. You do have to determine how many tablets the amount of dairy you are about to consume will require. That varies from person to person.

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WOTAN1488 24

Take your dog outside, and fart. Do this each time.

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ProudDaddy 7

Then why do you not just take your dog with you and fart outside? Pretty much problem solved right there.

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LycanGod 27

funny as hell, hopefully the training goes better :)

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katina1236 20

Try crate training. She won't poop in that confined area. If you don't have a kennel. Pick up the poop in a poop bag and tie it to her collar. She/he has to carry her shame essentially and it'll help. But it is a puppy so there are going to be accidents I think it took 2 weeks for mine to learn properly

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sprechensiedick 7

How would you like to carry a bag of poop around your neck? Jeez.

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Cheyenarae 13

to potty train a dog/pup they need to go outside immediatly after eating drinking and waking up. every time until they go. then make sure to praise them for it and never yell at them after the fact they don't know you are yelling at them because they pottied. only scold after they are completely potty trained and know better-dog trainer :)

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cressybryant 15

Try and pass the gas near the area you were potty training her? Aka a litter tray?

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