Weddings, Awkward and Love: Ceremony from hell

Ceremony from hell

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:27 - United States - Spanaway

Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML

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By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By weddingbells - 25/01/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 06:00 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2014 18:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:11

Why not? You don't need to let foolish families ruin your relationship. Go away and get married somewhere exotic, alone. :D

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 12 June 2013 22:11

Damn in-laws, or maybe in this case out-laws.

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cna1216 15

Friday 14 June 2013 6:03

With all do respect - if any - your mother needs to learn about time and place. I realize her insights may be valid, but for godsake! You are in love! If she cares about you, she wont object. As goes for the in-laws, they were just added wood to the fire. I hope you two are reunited, without parents. No wedding perhaps? Just a ceremony and license?

Shade1982 20

Friday 14 June 2013 10:07

Well, considering that's when said question is asked, I'd say that is EXACTLY the time and the place to voice your objection. Or are you not allowed to answer a question where you live? :P

MadisonDerp 16

Friday 14 June 2013 8:07

You can just elope if your families are going to be such a bother.. Or you could even invite the ones you wouldn't mind there, but not tell the ones that will be trouble.

anyoldnamewilldo 23

Friday 14 June 2013 17:47

Next time just elope.

its_love2 31

Friday 14 June 2013 17:58

ELOPE! you can still get all dressed up, and at least you will be married ... although legally I do not think the minister is able to skip the part asking if anyone has a reason for you not to be married ...