Sex, Embarrassing and Wanker: Caught in the act - FML

Caught in the act

By urmommmm - 22/08/2009 16:25 - United States

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Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year-olds do at midnight? FML

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Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By soliveyerlife - 21/03/2009 09:35 - United States

Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 18:02 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By Birthday Surprise - 26/05/2014 21:18 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML

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aznboytellem 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 21:03

WERE U PLAYIN POKEMANZ?

tyhillman 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:57

Ha at least it was dark, either way sucks for you

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Vilen1025 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:06

I understand that you have urges... but at midnight? I mean, really?

echarperouge 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:11

A++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.

meowcat121 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:21

OMG. im so sorry this happened to you, but i fell off my chair laughing. i hope your parents didnt make a big deal!

FMLreactor 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:25

What do they do, besides complain on FML?

djh1996 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:26

No...what do 15 year olds do at 12:01...???...lmao

Scotland_111 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:30

So THATS why Cinderella always rushed home at midnight!

HugBunny 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 12:15

LMAO #231 epic comment. leave it up to your imagination to figure out cinderella did after midnight

myflyinghamster 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:36

I'm 37 and do the same thing at midnight. Some things don't change. Happy B-day!

jbeene99 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:41

I love it when the other guys in here say they don't **********. What a bunch of liars! 90% of males ********** and the other 10% lie about it!

lifeinhd 3

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:42

Not at the grocery?

Diogen 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 5:46

LOL classic! It sucks that your parents don't realize that you might want some privacy, but somehow I think it will never be a problem again. Happy bday!

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