Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 206
You deserved it 6 292

Same thing different taste

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At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)

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"So I have this diabolical plan to brutally murder my brother and make it look like an accident. You want in, honey?"

Well, he sounds like more of a loser than you do.

but that means he has no life and nothing better to do then troll you. so dont worry

"Confess" to your brother on the site as though you didn't realize that it was your brother. Tell 'her' that you secretly are in love or fantasize about your brother. Then every time your brother looks at you, you'll receive the gift that keeps giving when he cringes.

I think more bad than good would come from faking sexual fantasys of your own brother.

fml. the only place where people encoyrage brutal violence.

wow what an ass, the good thing is that you can plot revenge.

nitrog100 21

Stab him in the neck with a knife. Aim for the base of the skull and sever his spinal cord. I'm joking, of course, but he really is an ass. If my brother weren't proficient in MCMAP, I would strike him repeatedly if he did such a thing.