Cars, Accident and Transportation: Careful

Careful

By me. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:33

Thats why you should also pay attention to other cars.

MadameMiller 6

Wednesday 22 February 2012 8:38

Must have been a very attractive pedestrian to distract you that much. ;)

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shannonchelsey 7

Tuesday 25 February 2014 1:37

Read-ended the car infront of you? Oh, nevermind. I get it... IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY AT WORK, OKAY?!

randybryant799 20

Sunday 28 November 2021 22:21

I'm not sure if you should be driving.

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