Money: Brokeass Mountain

I think it says more about your job (do you enjoy working there), that you use the 25¢ as an excuse to leave, then it does about your financial situation.

ultra_notorious 26

Monday 23 September 2013 1:30

give it back, that's my 2 bits!

jrock9093 18

Monday 23 September 2013 7:09

Hay it's 25cents more than you had so look up times get rough to test you but soon your hard work will pay off

Cheez_Mastah 10

Monday 23 September 2013 7:39

You saw quarter drop from across the street? Hell, quit your job and become a sniper or something! You're a friggen hawk!

raenaladean 2

Monday 23 September 2013 8:03

I'm right there with you!

Lerais 9

Monday 23 September 2013 9:25

Atleast you don't have to buy small things like bread and water with dimes, nickles and pennies..

InsaneBolt 7

Monday 23 September 2013 9:43

You found a penny... erm.. I mean a quarter! It must be your lucky day! *senses awkward silence and angry mob approaching and sprints away*

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The Top

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 682

You deserved it 11 188

Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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The Top

Today, my mother texted me while I was at work asking me to pick up a door-stopper on my way home. When I asked her why she explained that she and my dad were trying to make love but the dog kept pushing the door open. What an image. FML

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You deserved it 3 716

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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You deserved it 129

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

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You deserved it 4 945

Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 3 875

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 452

You deserved it 6 313

Today, after I explained to my waitress that I have an allergy to butter, she nonetheless put some on my baked potato. When I had her get me another, without butter, she came back with one and then asked if I would like butter with it. FML

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