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By :((( - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Your Mom should be an adult and not resort to such petty revenge on her own child over what I will assume was a trivial argument.

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Cinn_fml 22

...Why would you? Seriously, why would you even consider pissing off someone who was cutting your hair or holding a sharp object or in the midst of doing something that meant they could extract very easy revenge. I really hope that it was just an argument that got out of hand rather than you deliberately attempting to piss her off. Though I can see her having used it as an opportune time to bring something up that she wanted you to agree too...

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ilovepotatoes419 14

this was way to long!!! no one will read it

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Cinn_fml 22

Maybe my comment was aimed at people with enough intelligence to not get scared at something that was more than a sentence long. :P Besides, there are other comments that are similarly long to mine, no one complains about them.

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EvilDave 13

Never piss off those that make your food or are providing a service to you. "Accidents' might happen.

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Quest_ 13

Is your mum Joan Crawford?

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ninjacutie 6

haha deal with it! YDI for not being patient enough to argue AFTER the hair cutting was done! let alone argue at all! when I argue with my mom she's like OOPS SORRY NO FOOD PHONE LAPTOP TV AND SOCIAL LIFE FOR BRITTANY!

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MeyMeyChan 6

Haha. I read the FML too fast. I thought it said OP pissed on their mom.. So I was thinking.. Why would they do that while their mom is cutting their hair? Then I read it over, reading 'piss off' Then everything made sense. :D. OP! Don't piss on your mom while she's cutting your hair!

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jlh2283 1

tell me about it. my husband has a scar on his ear from his mother. she cut the top of the ear about a cm down. she apparently fixed it with scotch tape!

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harrieslinger 17

With these moments I wish U could upload foto's with you FML!

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broomhildo 19

In what world would pissing off the person cutting your hair be a good idea?

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