Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
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notsorandomguy 18

What's wrong with a plain old "What? What are you talking about"? Is it too mainstream?

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ddeathbombb 5

Do you have a cat lol

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

'"No Dad, I was just practicing my beat boxing."-Insert epic beat boxing solo here-

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RyanMacVey 17

Better go get yourself a dog fast and then you can blame it on him every time it happens again so that you can continue his belief that you are somehow exempt from producing the natural gas produced by every other human. You have no other possibly option!! /sarcasm

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SB1010 0

Time Togo but a dog... A flatulent dog

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Time Togo did what to a dog? Is "but" short for "buttfuck"?

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smydiwannafthata 5

Humans fart.BFD!!

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toenibbler 14

Of course I do, it's right next to my mustard bottle.

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cornielious 1

Girls cant fart, its humanly impossible. Everyone knows that!

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anoellem 1

But girls don't fart.....

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mylifeisgreat9 13

Hold yo gas

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ohmyaubrey 14

i would've said it was my sister or something. (;

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danielwilliams57 6

As if anyone would fall for that anyways ;)

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