Embarrassing, Awkward, Teachers and Transportation: Blackout

Blackout

By Nicholasand - 23/11/2009 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four-star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I'm a secondary school teacher and I've been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4 a.m. this morning and it's now 1 p.m. in the afternoon. FML

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You deserved it 61 237

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 05:58

Today, while we were in a hotel, I got so drunk I apparently couldn't find my room, and passed out in the corridor. I woke up to see hotel staff calling security. FML

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By vinniesuckmadack - 24/04/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I woke up to go to school. I was unbelievably tired, but I gathered the courage to go take my shower. I then took a long shower, cleaned up my room, got dressed, and ate breakfast. Going back to my room, I looked at the clock, which read 3:22 AM. FML

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You deserved it 37 977

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 053

Guess I'm going to Boston

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up with a hangover. Reading my texts and emails, I then sort of remembered that in my drunken haze I'd booked a non-refundable flight to the wrong city for the same day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 161

You deserved it 992

By elow72 - 19/02/2016 21:47 - United States - Nashua

Today, I woke up at 3:45 AM to fly to Pittsburgh to sample classes at a university there. After all that flying and sitting in traffic for 2 hours, I finally got to attend to my first class. I fell asleep during it. FML

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You deserved it 5 594

By nekkiddrunk - 14/01/2010 02:04 - United States

Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML

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You deserved it 40 583

By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00

Today, I fell asleep in the school bus on the way back home when my loud fart woke me and a few other kids up. I am a teacher. FML

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You deserved it 368

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 039

By underachiever - 20/02/2010 07:29 - Australia

Today, while on my graveyard shift at an inner-city backpackers lodge, a drunk pissed in a dorm at 4am. I had to clean up after him, wash all the luggage that got dowsed, clean up 2 separate piles of puke, and help 3 drunken Brits back to their room while they abused me. I have a science degree. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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You deserved it 58 776

gsm_fml 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:25

As a secondary school teacher myself, I would never even touch a drop of alcohol on a school trip - you are ALWAYS "on duty", even after lights out. You deserve it, and you will probably be fired. No sympathy here.

MissSparkie 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:36

If you were my kids teacher, I'd do everything i could to get your sorry ass fired.

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sesquipedalian44 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:07

looks like someones getting fired.

theblazian 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 2:33

Hut? I was not aware there was a hut at rock bottom? How many stars was it ranked?

Moy_fml 6

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:23

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Saturday 6 October 2012 22:28

You can go on a plane at any age in the UK. If your under 12 then you need an adult with you, but otherwise you can legally fly on your own

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Monday 7 September 2020 19:38

Wow please make sure you are right before posting such ridiculous comments

bluten 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:36

OP: I aspire to be like you in about ten years.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:43

OP, I hope you are fired by now. YDI

bluten 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:37

OP, I endeavour to be like you in about ten years.

alkanechain 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:37

YDI. One, because you are partying on company/school time (hmm... you are supposed to be WORKING... pay for your own damn vacations) and two, YDIx10000 for endangering the minors you're supposed to be supervising.