Alcohol, Drunk, Smells and Parents: Blackout drunk

Blackout drunk

By MagnusDeus - 07/06/2015 15:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML

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You deserved it 1 768

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By Tucker - 08/02/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover from last night. Last night, I snuck out and went to a party at a club. To hide my hangover, I cleaned myself up and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. My mother looked at me and said, "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club. I'm already grounded. FML

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You deserved it 48 550

Mom! Stop!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML

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You deserved it 116

By AnastasiyaNicholas - 18/02/2012 14:20 - United States

Today, my drunken mother woke up after having passed out and yelled at me for ditching school. It took half an hour to explain that it's 5:00, and I've already been to school. FML

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You deserved it 2 041

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 4 759

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 208

By kashish0711 - 02/08/2009 16:14 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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You deserved it 3 179

Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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You deserved it 86

By Good Parenting? - 26/06/2015 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML

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You deserved it 2 847

By areyoukiddingme - 07/09/2013 04:50 - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

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You deserved it 3 270

By fgbh456 - 28/12/2011 00:48 - United States

Today, I confronted my mom about her drinking problems. After I blurted everything out, she completely denied it. She did this as she was drinking a huge cup full of vodka. FML

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You deserved it 2 376

paravoz 30

Monday 8 June 2015 8:58

Next time record it for evidence

FrostyNipz19 12

Monday 8 June 2015 9:00

just ask her who was driving that night

Comments

mustangbravo 27

Monday 8 June 2015 9:36

That sucks! Doesn't she realise she can't remember the night?

Miss_Mandi 29

Monday 8 June 2015 9:47

There's no way she didn't have a hangover. Maybe she's denying she has a problem.

elusiveshame 22

Monday 8 June 2015 16:15

How do you know? I know many people who get black out drunk and don't get hangovers. It's silly to assume that someone "must have had a hangover", especially when you don't know them.

DecisiveBull 9

Monday 8 June 2015 9:54

Maybe she DOES know it was her but she's decided to blamed you, it's considered more probable for an adolesent to end up drunk than the parent. It's not fair, I know.

akai4986 16

Monday 8 June 2015 10:00

like always ..

la_luna 14

Monday 8 June 2015 10:07

My grandma was belligerent drunk and she didn't believe us when we told her what happened until we showed her the videos. Then she remembered some of the things she did.