Big boy

By Rjlup - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Denver

Today, I took my pet rabbit to the vet because I had noticed his genitals looked swollen compared to my other rabbit's. It turns out he's just "gifted". The vet laughed at me. FML
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crackmore278 13

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Hey, fellow rabbit owner here. I highly recommend getting your rabbit neutered. His wee will smell less, he won't spray things, he won't hump everything in sight.. You could also then adopt him a neutered female companion (local rabbit shelters can help with this). Rabbits are social animals and are much happier when living with a friend :)

kriz_allizwell 6

You wanna take a free fellow animal and cut off his balls? That's cruel :/

gatorgirl2669 6

Hhhaaaaaa now that's funny... A rabbit with a big thingy.... i hope u were able to laugh at some point cause i'm sure he makes all the female rabbits very happy lol

beneathitallxx 15

Why is this an FML? You should be glad he's healthy.

avapaige1234 19

I had this same situation with my dog! It's an advantage if you want to breed your pets.

My question is, why were you staring at your bunnys junk OP? O.e And comparing it to your other bunnies' junk? xD I mean if that's what you're into...? Lmao

I bet all the playboy bunnies are flocking to him now.

I thought this too with my rabbit! Ah well, be proud you have a rabbit stud!

This is legitimately one of the best FMLs I've seen.