Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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mintcar 9

Monday 25 April 2011 16:31

Haha, bananas are one of our best sources of potassium. Good for him.

adrii09 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:32

you're gay

4ll4b0utm3 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:32

he was giving you a clue of what he wanted to do to you....

ospeltz1 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:34

so?

johnnybagodonuts 2

Monday 25 April 2011 16:38

that shit is bananas

r33dr4c3r 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:39

All I can say is lol

breakin_benjamn 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:54

at least it wasn't an apple

drumchick4ever7 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:56

why does it matter that he was eating a banana? but that sucks that you were mugged!

mkling34 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:57

did u choke on the banana

supaisu 0

Monday 25 April 2011 16:58

should have taken the banana.

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