Bad start

By Anonymous - 04/08/2014 23:04 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, I found out the hard way that no good girlfriend-boyfriend conversation ever started with, "Suppose I slept with your best friend…" FML
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bumblebee_bree 10

Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?

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MidnaLink 33

"and then kicked it, for good meeasure."

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wushuxu 7

Suppose I slept with your mom/dad. Awkward.

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loathingloser 14

Wow!! Howard the duck in Guardians of the Galaxy?! Suppose I get quack to work.

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willow196 9

Stupid comment bruj

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SideOfTheAngels 23

That really sucks :( Someone like that is someone you don't need in your life. Hope you're okay :)

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Nordrag 26

When it says they learned the hard way I have this strong feeling that OP is the one that started the conversation that way and that this is a major YDI. But I have been wrong before.

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BSnapZ 21

Hmm, I have to say that until I read this comment, I just assumed the same as #22: that it was OP who stated the conversation. But I suppose this could be true...

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Vitotaylor36 13

My first thought was that this happened to OP. It wouldn't really be an fml if op was the one who started the conversation.

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darlingdollie 24

I hope you're single now

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RMLrapemylife 14

Hey, I'm already single ;)

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wow, what a jerk. At least he was man enough to tell you and you didn't have to wait for who knows how long until you found out yourself. I hope you're not together anymore, but I'm sorry OP.

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doctorhook86 24

#5: OP could be a guy or a girl, and they don't specify the gender of their partner either.

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cjwayy 22

They did say boyfriend-girlfriend though

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xoteeshaox 22

i have a female gender icon, but my phone could be screwing up.

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1two3four5six 23

Plus, it's not very clear about which of them started the conversation with that.

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Brandi_Faith 33

14, I don't think the gender takes away from the validity of their comment though. Just replace the "he" with "he/she" and the comment still gets the same point across. Not like he was dissing the OP's partner for being male.

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JMichael 25

Suppose their ass got dumped and you can find someone better.

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bumblebee_bree 10

Am I the only one wondering if it was the OP who started the conversation with that?

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Nordrag 26

Oops. I didn't see this when I commented on someone elses comment. This is exactly what I thought.

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annie_nk 22

If OP follows up and it turns out he/she did start the conversation, I won't be surprised if the YDI votes go WAY up.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I just assumed that Op's boyfriend brought that comment up seeing as OP wasn't happy about it. But now that I've read your comment I guess it could go either way. I'd like to assume that OP wouldn't be so stupid as to start a conversation like that, but that doesn't mean much.

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knoxxx 22

These ambiguous FMLs lately are really hard to vote on for me. OP could have started the conversation then ended up finding out their significant other did just that, maybe OP said it and it started a fight. Maybe the significant other said it and then admitted to cheating, or maybe the other person said it and it caused a fight. Too many possibilities.

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rocker_chick23 27

That's when you dump both your boyfriend and best friend.

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doctorhook86 24

#8: OP could be a guy who was cheated on by his gf.

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rocker_chick23 27

What ever they are, the OP needs to dump their partner and kick the best friend out of their life.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't understand why someone assuming a gender in their comment, when one clearly hasn't been labeled, needs to be corrected. Their point is still the same. It's one thing if they are dissing someone because of their gender, but that wasn't happening here. Let's just add "he/she" when someone makes the mistake of assuming. :)

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tylerbrynds 15

That is right at the bottom of the list of things not to say.

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JBChristian 47

Bottom? I'd rank it pretty close to the top of the list of things not to say.

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tylerbrynds 15

Ya haha didn't think that one through

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