Cake, Dogs and Animals: Bad doggo

Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 693

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Same thing different taste

By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 080

You deserved it 1 992

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 807

You deserved it 4 647

Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 530

You deserved it 138

By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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You deserved it 3 111

Baked

By non-baker - 18/03/2015 02:12 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 130

You deserved it 9 028

Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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You deserved it 11 770

By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 1 526

Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 245

That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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You deserved it 190

Poor Despereaux

By Squeak - 06/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Bragg

Today, I baked a cake. After feeding it to my entire family, I opened the stove, planning to temporarily store the cake inside. I then noticed a mouse, burnt to a crisp. FML

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You deserved it 784

angelxcollins 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:48

Oh gosh, that sucks. My dog wouldn't even wait for you to look away though, he would just go for it.

FBIWarning 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:52

wow, got owned by your dog

Comments

baydestrian_girl 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 23:52

Was your dog on the counter or was the cake on the floor?? Either way...YDI ANNNDDD FYI

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:07

oooo, that sucks and btw,#22 F the dogs life??? y? he probably enjoyed the cake 4 all we no

neverland_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:11

Ugh, I hate dogs for that exact reason. ******* GLUTTONS, CAN'T THEY SEE THE FOOD IS NOT FOR THEM?

lissaperhaps 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:48

sorry D:

slicing 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 0:52

Looks like a dog is going to get neutered now

Righty0 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:54

i woulda poured cold water on him for that and screamed like ababy

rebelchild 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:46

it'd be the lat time.....dead dog.

wasabipeas 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:14

Whew. **** HIS life. He'll be ******** till the cows come home.

Get_Naykid 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:29

That dog will shit all over your carpet. Think its a game

Holybatman 16

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:57

#49, I take it that you've murdered many babies then, because babies make stupid mistakes like this all the time, even though their brains are more developed than those of dogs. If the OP's three year old cousin knocked the cake off of the counter, would you tell them to kill him or send him to an orphanage? I sure hope not.