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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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JOURNEYTHEBEAST 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:47

favorite fml in a while!

suprmidgt 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:49

He's not even infamous. Does anyone know the names of people on Cops? I'm going to figure 99% don't and the 1% are a bunch of liars. Therefor he has no form of fame from the show Cops. Tell your dad to research words before he uses them and gets excited about them.

Ashtonvandy 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:54

You should be proud

mathewduncan91 3

Friday 24 June 2011 0:03

hahahaha thats great

itsjustbanter 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:05

If he was the 'criminal', how many times has he broken the law? Cos the chances of appearing twice is tinnnyyy!

Taylorrr005 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:14

atleast he's not famous for being the best gay bar stripper

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 24 June 2011 0:20

Aren't the ratings through the roof?

ThEsAlAdMuNcHeR 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:25

haha u dont have to be skill. once but twice..... u have to have an issue or just u no badddd

mattyboonie 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:27

this isn't an FML you noob go die

The_Commentor_ 6

Friday 24 June 2011 0:31

Im assuming that he is a cop.....

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