Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML
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akallaan 7

Jump on it! Your dog beat you to the punch.

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kalbrek009 20

Dog:I'll take one you take the other, here's how you do it! You:Noooooooo! I want them both, down boy! JK. FYL

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MegaElectric 1

Gives a whole new meaning to doggy style

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Hazmat88 2

I guess you just learned that your animal is a reflection of you... Just a helluva lot more straight forward.

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McNerdyNerd 8

My first thought? You should't even be allowed to HAVE a dog. Get control of it. If it can bite and terrorize people on the street while you are right there, think about what it can and will do if you aren't. What if it gets away? You'll get slapped with a hefty law suit if it bites someone.

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OffToTheGayBar 9

I seriously hate when people take a funny little anecdote so seriously, while nearly everyone else is having a roaring good time with it. First off, not everyone is sue happy. Second, not every dog bites. Third, you don't know if there were extenuating circumstances or not. He was distracted by the girls, maybe? Fourth, if that was your first thought, maybe you should take the sizable pole out of your backside and lighten up. (:

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Lucky dog.

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jwally726 0

He had the same idea as you lol

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