Bad boy

By Titatoum - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Belgium - Brussels

Today, I was accused of letting my dog take a shit on the sidewalk and not picking it up. My dog's a chihuahua, and the turd was almost longer than he is. I got fined anyway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 505
You deserved it 5 916
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

s0m3guy2010 21

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

159 1
drunkmunkey 24

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

141 2

Comments

FluffyPandas156 13

sometimes people Gotta be assholes. don't let that get to you again OP. You're just in those situations where you are in the wrong place at the wrong time

14 21
MGS428 8

why the flying **** does this have so many downvotes?

6 0
s0m3guy2010 21

Who knows? Maybe your dog could be a 2nd place record holder for the world's largest crap right behind Bono. Shame on you.

159 1
brasiliano 16

Bieber is the biggest piece of shit I have seen

37 3
biebahood 15

picking on a global celebrity online? I'm sorry to interrupt but being an asshole to someone solely based on stereotypes is shitty.

3 35
brand125 17

35 - when you put yourself out there to be a celebrity, you accept and invite all of these types of comments, otherwise dont be a famous singer where people will wanna talk about you.

16 1
biebahood 15

I know #37 it's true n JB got acclimatized to this life a long time ago. It's just that the hypocrisy of some people kinda infuriates me...

2 23
Astrum14 24

Judging Bieber based on his public actions has nothing to do with stereotypes. Stereotypes are when you use a group the person belongs to ("white" "male" "young adult") to say things apply to them.

12 1
Crossing 17

When fangirls get mad... It's funnier then the fml itself.

19 2
biebahood 15

btw, I'm opening a "Manipulation by Media on Bieber" Research Academy. You all are kindly invited (:

0 12
manowarkidd 8

i loved that episode lol. bono no hurt the bitty. the bitty good. sorry dada lolol

0 0
drunkmunkey 24

little dogs can be full of shit... maybe that's why Chihuahuas are always shaking

141 2
gintwinsmoore 20

I thought it was because they're just nervous. lol

9 2
verysmarmy 11

It's both. They're nervous because they know that they can't take a dump without everything from the middle of their stomachs to their tails ripping off.

2 0
MrSarary 26

This is a perfect example of abuse of power. You could try to refute the fine.

14 9
igive 29

Imagine op presenting a picture of his chihuahua next to the turd for evidence. "As you can see, your honor, my dog is far to small to have taken that dump."

29 0
vargaso 17

It is annoying for people who take walks

5 16
BrotherPhil 35

Nobody is denying that. OP'S point is that they were fined not only for something that they were not responsible for, but for something that they patently could not have been responsible for. OP is not his brother's sweeper.

17 1
Blodwast 16

YDI for not picking up your dog's poop.

2 34
BrotherPhil 35

_You_ deserve it for not reading the post.

32 0
meli1195 31

I really wonder if some of these people even read the post before they comment on it.

15 0
miianah1 22

13, I was a little bit confused at first too. I thought OP was was saying that he didn't have to pick up his dogs poop because it was too big (and was exaggerating about the length). Which in that case, would be a YDI. But it's actually the fact that it's not his dog's poop. We're so dumb. XD at least I looked for an explanation before voting or commenting

8 2
gintwinsmoore 20

So........did you get it up though???

2 9
jinxy333 13

well aren't you having a shitty day then :P some people are just bitches...ignore it

0 12