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By Trollface - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, while cuddling in bed, I tried to tell my girlfriend she was cute. It came out as, "I wish you were cuter." FML
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Kqzza 13

Today, while cuddling in bed, my boyfriend told me "I wish you were cuter." FML

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GhostFox 33

How the hell is this missing context? They were in bed. They were cuddling. OP tried to say one thing, and the opposite came out. It happens.

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Kqzza 13

Today, while cuddling in bed, my boyfriend told me "I wish you were cuter." FML

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GhostFox 33

How the hell is this missing context? They were in bed. They were cuddling. OP tried to say one thing, and the opposite came out. It happens.

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GhostFox 33

To OP: Apologize, tell her you meant to say she IS cute, if she's really upset, get her a small gift. (To FML: Please fix the edit function. It's been broken for almost two months- if not longer- by this point.)

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alvarny 17

that's what I call an oral contraceptive.

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moondoglou420 17

I'd ask her if she has any fruit by the foot, because I'm used to putting that in my mouth ;)

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RichardPencil 30

Play it off like you thought it was Opposite Day.

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edmunson 22

And that, my friend, is what we call a "colossal **** up"!

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