Love and Sex: Baby, You Can Drive My Car

Baby, You Can Drive My Car

By Anonymous - 19/10/2019 18:00

Today, I had a bad and very unenthusiastic one night stand and tried to quietly order an Uber while she was getting dressed. Turns out, she's an Uber driver and being as she was in the area, the alert came over her phone. She was furious. FML

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Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

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Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 00:01

Today, I met a woman at a bar, and we went back to my place with her whispering many filthy things in my ear. Then my key broke inside the lock. It was 2 a.m. and freezing, and she was in a dress, I suggested a hotel, but she was now so cold and angry, she got back in our Uber which hadn't left yet and went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2023 22:00

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By Neuronerd - 19/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Richmond

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2020 02:04 - United States - White Plains

Today, I woke up feeling like I was on top of the world, until I got to work and I was demoted. Then I ordered Uber Eats for lunch, the driver was late and gave me the wrong meal. The worst part was when I got home and was dumped by my girlfriend via text. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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By InsultToInjury - 28/12/2018 04:00

Today, I had a one night stand. After her laying there without moving for ages, she impatiently asked if I'd finished. Once she got bored and told me to just finish myself off, her song playlist began playing "Never Gonna Dance Again". Very romantic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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008GGG 14

Saturday 19 October 2019 19:40

I could be mistaken, so someone please correct me if I am... but don’t Uber drivers have to check in and be online if they are “on the clock” and available to drive? Why would your date have been online at that point in time?

timinator5000 28

Saturday 19 October 2019 20:47

Well considering she was already online and accepting ride requests, I think it's safe to say neither one of you had a good time.

Comments

mfranks19891989 10

Saturday 19 October 2019 19:05

I think you acted like a chicken. You should have just told her the truth, that the date was unenthusiastic and you don’t think you 2 would be a couple. She might not be happy about it. But it’s better then running away.

008GGG 14

Saturday 19 October 2019 19:40

Sagar Nair 11

Saturday 19 October 2019 22:50

Yeah you have to be online in order to get rides. Most likely she went online right before she got ready and was planning on making some bucks.

Kennethtaylor377 12

Saturday 19 October 2019 20:01

But did she drive you home? lol

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 October 2019 20:35

I'm sure that ride home was... ...wait on it.., Uber-awkward. How many stars did you give her, and which ride did you rate?

timinator5000 28

Saturday 19 October 2019 20:47

Well considering she was already online and accepting ride requests, I think it's safe to say neither one of you had a good time.

lj2000 5

Saturday 19 October 2019 21:51

Always drive to the one night stand so you can run when she’s crazy. These hoes can’t he trusted.

bosniangirl27 21

Sunday 20 October 2019 1:35

She can’t be mad at that because for her to get the notification she would have to been online. Thats how she got the notification. So she was looking to leave too

bl3ur0z3 17

Sunday 20 October 2019 3:44

Why? She was logged on to take jobs.

mas12806 24

Sunday 20 October 2019 5:26

Since she was getting dressed, you had finished. What exactly did she expect afterwards?

Sheila Deville 15

Sunday 20 October 2019 7:44

it is far better to lay with one person 1000 times than it is to lay with 1000 people once, this and many other scenarios are the proof of truth in that statement