Health, Awkward and Haircut: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By figcurzyez - 23/05/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 2 November 2009 20:22

Were you expecting "*******?" Hey, she just spotted an obvious problem and suggested an easy fix.

LoveDemon 19

Monday 2 November 2009 20:09

try getting a better pick-up line next time ...

Comments

averagexbecca 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:40

You should've said yes and gotten the wax. Maybe you would be more attractive, but after that lame 'non-standard' (as in completely stupid) greeting, I don't think so.

amy1504 0

Monday 2 November 2009 22:57

You can't be suave when you have monobrow.

ktho522 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:02

You set yourself up for that one haha.

electro_fml 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:06

bfd. that's the button we need on fml.

tko 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:03

ahahaha a "big ******* deal button" XD took me a minute to get that =p

DefyingGravity 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:38

Well, it WAS pretty crappy pick up line...

PhoenixElite 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:41

You had to say "something non-standard"? And honestly, what did you expect... YDI.

Joeboy777 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S SO GODDAMN FUNNAY!! LOL OMG ROFL N8FUEH! Just kidding. Lol wow that a mean reply. dont talk to guys from now on?

Tarak_fml 7

Tuesday 3 November 2009 1:33

Owned

movies12 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 2:00

If a guy came up to me and said that to me, I would of probably said the EXACT same thing. That was a really bad pick up line.

Twinklestar 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 8:19

You probably wouldn't have, and it's not that terrible. It's not even really pick up line, let alone a bad one. I'm guessing pick up lines aren't used on you often though so you wouldn't know.