As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

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Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
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timk_fml 2

did she leave her teeth in? gilf

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ThatCoolGuy 0

would have been worse if the cops saw you breaking in haha

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snapdragons 0

Oh that's just nasty. People that old should just stick to playing bingo. FYL

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toasterlovin 0

that's not good. but I think it was probably worth the risk. my grandmother wasn't answering her door, so me and my dad broke a window to get in. she had fallen down the stairs and broken her hip. not to mention the shock had put her in cardiac arrest. although, this FML really makes me want to write to Viagra and complain that there ISNT an age limit. but, I think you made the right decision. good luck in therapy

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spiderman0606 0

I love how you ended that: "good luck in therapy"

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charliefreak 0

Hahahaha that's hilarious, you must hate yourself for seeing that. Were they doing it doggy style?

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perdix 29

I hope those old ******* get AIDS. . . hearing AIDS!

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ScaryyMary 14

In fact, STDs spread most quickly among the elderly, especially those in nursing homes. Just let that sink in deeeeeeep...

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perdix 29

I was suggesting that with auditory amplification, they would have heard the "polite knocking" and avoided the forcible penetration. I don't know where you got STDs from *grins sheepishly*

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ScaryyMary 14

Must have been the capitalization. Sorry, but 'round these parts, you don't capitalize some things... Edit: Don't even get me started on "forcible penetration" either. My mind is in the gutter today...

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perdix 29

Oops, sorry about the capitalization. Sometimes my CAPS LOCK key sticks for no apparent reason. See, there it goes again! Please do not try to solve my problem, Mary. I know by your generous nature that you might attempt to do a root-cause analysis of why my keyboard is sticky, but I feel your mind is in a delicate state right know, and the conclusion you may reach would worsen your depravity. Even if it is correct ;)

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ReeNAh 0

worrying about your granny isnt a bad thing, if she is really sickly than i understand breaking down the door if not & it was just an old person thing than your bad. but yea i would be forever traumatized if i saw my gran getting it on.

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xHabsfanx 0

Ugh well that's very disturbing. Weren't there noises or anything?

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saywaturcoco 0

sry wrong person.....I was talking abt the tree huger

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saywaturcoco 0

wait nvm ur hotter… I couldn't c ur pic soo I thought I commented on the wrong person

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