Intimacy: As you were

As you were

By ryan and Zack - 25/02/2010 22:30 - United States

Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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By . - 27/02/2012 00:02 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Oh no…

By Oh... - 26/07/2019 16:00 - Australia

Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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By itsjustemcee - 02/02/2016 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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Drama alert

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 23:59 - Australia - Thornleigh

Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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timk_fml 2

Friday 26 February 2010 1:17

did she leave her teeth in? gilf

ThatCoolGuy 0

Friday 26 February 2010 1:14

would have been worse if the cops saw you breaking in haha

Comments

TheJesterOfRippe 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:41

well.......... that's impressive for a 80 year old woman. Good for her =']

ragingflame 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:45

yeah 44 Viagra is a sex enhancer, and Why the **** would ou break down the door when she didn't answer? what if she was just sleeping or something?

nickforthewin 0

Friday 26 February 2010 23:30

she could've been hurt, or worse.

PentiumBawls8 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:48

I guess that old hole could still take a pounding

jacobsessed 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:01

I would have barfed ALLLL over grandmas new.. but old at the same time.. toy. FYL and your poor eyes and mind..

neonskittzy 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:17

well I geuss you learned for next time. five knocks no answer is sexy time.. yay granny but your poor eyes..

cabbitt 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:29

Try calling before just springing a visit on her.

demoon_fml 7

Friday 26 February 2010 3:29

I will have sex till the day I die. ;)

iamghostbad 0

Friday 26 February 2010 9:15

^this

sbjess 8

Friday 26 February 2010 3:32

ydi...ever hear of the phone?

Im_cursed 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:39

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! OMG!!! how am i ever gonna burn that image out my head!!!????

NyCzFiNesT 0

Friday 26 February 2010 3:41

GO GRANDAMA!!! your lucky she didnt throw her dentures at you cuz im sure they werent in hahahahaha

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