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Are you serious?

By ummno - 28/04/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

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Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 18:01 - Canada

Today, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:55

close the door and go back to bed, problem solved.

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:47

Time to inform him you two are done?

Comments

dacam 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:27

i hope you said no....lol

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:33

win

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:55

Frantic banging at the door should be met by a large knife or a gun, unless its the cops. Once you saw it was him, you should have put on your best "crazy bitch" face, waving the weapon frantically. Mutter "yeah, come on in. I haven't slit anyones throat today at all". Do you best "Smeagle" impression, all night long, while glaring at him.