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By ummno - 28/04/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By pauper - 09/02/2012 01:20

Today, I came home to a homeless man sleeping in my living room. It turns out he thought my house was abandoned due to its disheveled appearance, and decided to break in. FML

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By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Leyla - 27/10/2015 01:23 - United States - Franklin

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

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By krisest1988 - 07/05/2016 21:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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Home invasion

By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 18:01 - Canada

Today, I’m living out of a suitcase this week, so that my ex-boyfriend, who moved across the country and was going to stay with me for a little while, can quarantine in my house with his girlfriend, who I requested wasn’t in my house in the first place. They didn’t ask, just decided while I wasn’t home that it was okay. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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Cairo_Sanchez 8

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:55

close the door and go back to bed, problem solved.

ImThePope 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:47

Time to inform him you two are done?

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quadder 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:29

slam the door in his face and go back to bed

emily_tate 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:38

dump him. dump him right now!!

klong91 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:46

I hope you told him to get the he'll out of here.

pXc_fml 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:48

good luck with that bs!!! you are gonna need it!!! if you love him!! if not lock up and go back to bed!!!! best advice (:

DearLar 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:50

ydi for being with a married man if. if you didn't know he was married, kick him out for cheating on you.

bralvr8 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:50

that's funny

Yondeme 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:52

poor bastard

versace_chick 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 13:54

Your comment : wow thats crazy. take his suitcase and kick him out. there might be valuables in there.

starwind3438 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:05

Tell him to come in and as soon as he is walking toward the door way slam the door on him.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 14:13

He must be desperate for some love, banging your door frantically.

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