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All in the family

By notasgood - 12/01/2010 23:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 251

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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Appeal to nature

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 16:00

Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML

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You deserved it 254

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 854

Anonymous874598 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:36

Actually its good news. Now he has dumped you, you can sleep with his father.

jair_lhao 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:42

well if you liked him enough to date him the. your definitly going to love him as a step father <3 yay u win :)

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:08

Cool. You might end up with a step-dad that's a DILF!

Cyrus00 41

Friday 26 February 2016 0:10

It would be a DIAF, dad I've already ******.

simawesome_FYL 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:25

Single mothers ftw ?

7purplepanda 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 14:37

that totaly sucks

lovelikethis19 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 15:59

your ex-boyfriend is discusting, good thing he left you. but fyl

davidhasmorefun 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 16:40

awesome. sucks for you and you should be pissed at your mom. but that guy is awesome. lol

MadVlrus 1

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:23

I'm sure this one is fake... :/

me5 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 17:23

This is nice of him. Somehow!

no_mames_vato 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:08

let me guess: you're white

ellawea 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 19:59

he's a dick and no brain. retarted.

ika313 0

Monday 25 October 2010 23:20

LOL!!! #49 ur hillarious!

ragsy 7

Wednesday 13 January 2010 21:23

And you are mad at your boyfriend? Wake up and make your mother's life hell.

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