Animals: Alas, poor Stuart

Alas, poor Stuart

By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton

Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML

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By alikat - 26/04/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By hantavirus - 26/08/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:52

That's really an FML for the mouse

igive 29

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:58

Did you save it?

Comments

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Thursday 19 May 2016 0:39

Damnit Jerry!!

sillymama 21

Thursday 19 May 2016 12:49

I'm sorry. But it's a mouse. They are vermin. Humans have been ridding themselves of these creatures for centuries because they carry disease and ruin food and contaminate water. Animal rights have their place, but can everyone just lay off the "poor little animals" thing for a second? An animals life is not nearly as important as the humans they effect. Especially when the animal is a disease carrying creature. It's a mouse. Let it go. Let's all breathe and assume the mouse is dead and be glad the dog will have fresh clean water without disease in it and the dogs owner won't find icky little mouse poop in the cereal box.

robthegray 3

Thursday 19 May 2016 21:28

well, a human life is actually worth less than those of other animals-mainly because humans **** up nearly everything they attempt to do/interact with, they have overly sensitive bodies, and are generally very horrible in an environmental sense, where as problems non-human animals cause really only effect humans or were partly caused by humans(invasive species)-but that's only if you assume it's reasonable to put a value on any life, because all life is pretty much a worthless coincidence.

nanner6206 24

Thursday 23 June 2016 22:15

FML'S longest sentence. I honestly was unable to follow, so I gave up.

LazyDaze34 7

Thursday 19 May 2016 13:05

Wow. I think I would have screamed the place down and thrown the water out to try and save the mouse? But aren't mice good swimmers and can climb nearly anything, what type of bowl caused that? Unless the mouse decided to end his life.