Cheating, Dentist, Drugs and Love: Admission time

Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML

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By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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By bouncekitty - 20/02/2011 17:04 - United States

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

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I'm so sorry

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 14:20 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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ohhjenn 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:53

you deserve it for being a cheater!

kcnutt10 1

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:05

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

Comments

darklight549 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:30

its karma..... Get over it and stop being such a douche bag

breakingdawnxx3 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:31

Although what I think you did was really wrong and shitty, she should not have punched you in the face after you got your wisdom teeth out. I got them out and I know how painful it is. She was really cruel. I can't say that you deserved it.

Clover2009 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:06

Oh no, he deserved it. I've had my wisdom teeth taken out too. I feel no sympathy for a disloyal boyfriend.

breakingdawnxx3 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:20

I never said he didn't deserve to be punched in the face but he didn't deserve to be right after getting his teeth cut out. I mean seriously just because someone cheated on you, that doesn't give you the right to put them in excruciating pain.

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:54

Cheaters never prosper.

gabrielleangeliq 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:58

^^ Win.

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:58

Where's your proof more women cheat?

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Tosh.0! Love it!

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:13

all I can say is "you go girl!" (girlfriend). :D

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:20

Sure let's add insult to injury.

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:30

For what, slapping him. You're disgusting. btw to you fucktards you can't sue or have any penalty come to her legally without proff. No marks, no crime.