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Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28706) - you deserved it (2910)

On 04/19/2010 at 7:24pm - animals - by buttpicker - United States

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