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Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14561) - you deserved it (1427)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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