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Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19603) - you deserved it (2161)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Could be worse, that's 4 times what my father got for a Cutlass Ciera with a blown tranny.




#1 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:05am by counterfit

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Damn, MetalAtlas! First, your girlfriend dumps you and throws a salad in your face! Now you get bit by a dog and only get a C-note for your car after it dies on you! FYL indeed!

#28 - On 03/03/2010 at 8:39am by angrynegro7

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