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Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23347) - you deserved it (7541)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:05pm - animals - by Man vs. Spider - United States

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Next time, use your newly attained Spider-Man powers to prevent it from happening. 

#35 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:59pm by Zamax

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I hate bugs...FYL

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:09pm by nutycowboy

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