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Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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I hate bugs...FYL

#2 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:09pm by nutycowboy

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Some people have a terrible fear of spiders there is even a name for it -arachnophobia.

#20 - On 02/28/2010 at 5:29pm by Twi_lover_EC

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