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Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34262) - you deserved it (13288)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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PETA is going to own your ass for this.

#4 - On 02/05/2009 at 6:39am by flames123x

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Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(

#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:12am by Sudevi

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