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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31775) - you deserved it (3071)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Oh, I didn't see the word 'dog'.

#2 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:07am by Shmoe

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I've had this happen to me before. Damn dogs. -_-"

#5 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:08am by Juggalette_623

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