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Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12471) - you deserved it (23842)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:09pm - animals - by ohmy (woman) - Canada

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coulda had a v8

#2 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:10pm by dahlia14

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my god i laughed so hard, that mental image totally made my day.

#4 - On 12/17/2009 at 5:11pm by pooley182

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